apology letter for not attending friend’s marriage

DISCLAIMER: Neither I am an english prof., nor this letter is intended as a template for general public. It is intended only for copy paste ppl (that’s me) who only need a quick and emotional letter to send to a good frnd. i cam only recommend that one should never miss a chance to celebrate with dear ones and near ones and what to say of an important event like marriage; the most important occasion in anybody’s life. probably the only achievement in most people’s lives.

but if you are out of city/country on some important trip etc etc, then copy-paste the following.

Dear friend,

Bravo! You have done what no single man in this world could do. brilliant! I always knew there’s a really smart chap behind that dumb face of yours and you have proved me right as always!

First and foremost, accept my heartiest congratulations on finding your better half. I know it’s kind of lame and you must be swearing me really bad but belive me, I am here across 7 oceans, sitting in my underwear. I came here 3 weeks back and your invitation came as a total surprise. Be ready for a grand party once I come back in a month or so. Take very good care of your family and have a happy, blessed married life.

And once again, best wishes to you and yours in this new beginning. Eat drink and dance till dawn (you may not get a chance again!)

Your friend in will,
xxx